Quotes On Teens

The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. ~Quentin Crisp


Little children, headache; big children, heartache. ~Italian Proverb


Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. ~Laurence J. Peter


Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own. ~Logan Pearsall Smith, "Age and Death,"Afterthoughts, 1931


If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. ~Al Bernstein


When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot. ~Larry Lujack


The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. ~Dorothy Parker


Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ~Erma Bombeck


Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest. ~Karen Savage and Patricia Adams, The Good Stepmother


In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If young, it will eat anything at any hour of the day or night. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes


As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. ~Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies


Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. ~Unknown high school principal


Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. ~Doug Larson


Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911